#but it’s ok they are a Dad Who Doesnt Understand Memes But Still Appreciates Them type of guy

[simcardiac-arrested]

No way NWB won't propose showing the tune to the local group. Just imagine NWB barging into WT's directs with "LISTEN WHAT ME AND AN ASS DID TOGETHER TELL HIM YOU LIKE IT" and it is a 50 seconds tune with weird bits and rhytm. You bet got into a fight while picking out the sound data.

ns tries to stop him and FAILS ……. wt is just happy that ns seems to be doing better though. even if the music is quirky

[edgequill-moved]

do the whole aa ensemble. all of them. i dare u

sondcr said: ok fine at leaaaast trucy, gumshoe, pearl, edgeworth :p

i was honest to god sitting here thinking “i wonder how long it’ll take me if i actually tried” and i almost opened the character roster on court-records.net adn started a draft

HERE ARE HEADCANONS UNDER A READMORE!! and here’s the original meme

trucy!!!

headcanon a: she always gets detention at school for doing weird shit like pulling snacks out of her magic panties in front of the principal. jinxie is usually in detention with her for falling asleep in class so she doesn’t hate it too much

headcanon b: she secretly taught herself how to use throwing knives from a youtube video tutorial

headcanon c: she has no idea how to form attachments properly. it’s either she has no interest in you or you’re her whole world, and there’s no way to know which. also: she’s constantly in doubt that phoenix and apollo actually care about her since she’s so used to family popping in and out of her life, so every time phoenix flies off to europe during the seven-year-gap she’s deathly afraid he won’t come back (’:

headcanon d: OK LOOK THE WHOLE STORY OF HOW PHOENIX ADOPTED HER IS SO WEIRD TO ME so i’ve retconned it. in my head, the day that she lost her father & nick was still in a daze from losing his badge he was like “uhhh sure i guess you can stay with me til another family member comes to pick you up” but then no one.. did….. so he sort of accidentally ended up assuming a parental role rather than being like “alright i’m ur new dad” from day one (which always seemed a lil creepy to me ngl)

richard “dick” gumshoe

headcanon a: HE LOVES HIS WIFE MAGGEY AND THEIR 2.5 KIDS AND THEIR DOG (MISSILE) SO MUCH

headcanon b: he loves singing and humming all the time and it annoys the shit out of edgeworth (and ema at first but then he grows on her and they have singalongs sometimes at the precinct)

headcanon c: he’s probably got sickeningly low self esteem because everyone uses him as their punching bag and he keeps getting paycuts so his healthcare is probably shitty so like :’’’’’’) he’s probably depressed as hell (at least during the trilogy) and it WORRIES ME

headcanon d: this isnt so much a headcanon as just a Rant but i really wish we got to see more of gumshoe getting the proper recognition and appreciation he deserves…. u don’t just accidentally become a detective so clearly he is super smart and good at his job

pearly (hers are a lot shorter but it doesnt mean i luv her any less i promise..)

headcanon a: she doesn’t get a very good cell/wifi connection in hazakurain so she and trucy send each other snail mail and decorate the letters with doodles and stickers and glitter bombs and whatnot

headcanon b: she’s got the scariest death glare in the whole village (she inherited it from her mother).. don’t u dare fuckin cross her

headcanon c: she misses mia almost as much as maya does and regrets not getting to spend more time with her before she died

headcanon d: it would have been cool if pearl aged a single day between aa3 and her cameo in aa5

edgeworth (hoooOOO BOY)

headcanon a: pess is his psychiatric service dog who helps calm him down during earthquakes and other things that trigger his ptsd!

headcanon b: sometimes he lets klavier, simon, yumihiko, & ema (and kay whenever she sneaks in) come in & take naps in his office because look, somebody’s gotta use that couch and his subordinates are all just about as traumatized as he is. they all deserve a break

headcanon c: ha ha haaaa………… i have so many Sad Thoughts about this guy how do i pick which ones to write about. uhh ok this one is pretty common among members of the fandom but i think about it a lot and it’s pretty crucial to my understanding/interpretation of him as a character, so: (( #suicide tw )) when he left the “miles edgeworth chooses death” note, he wasn’t sure at that point whether he meant it literally or not. this has been explored in lots of fics before too, including either l/egal p/artners or t/urnabout t/oast, i can’t remember which (maybe both?)

headcanon d: seeing edgeworth’s discarded aa5 concept art at first was VERY!! ALARMING!!! to me bc some of it looked dangerously similar to manfred von karma’s style, which you’d think he would be like, actively rejecting at this point in his life? so in my head he’s starting to chill out a bit. like he even wears t-shirts on the weekends sometimes. they’re ridiculously expensive t-shirts and he looks bomb as hell in ‘em but still. he can be Casual sometimes. sometimes.

[strykingback]

♨, ☀ !

♨  Have you ever made a public call out post?- Once, and that was with Howleenandfriends/Ilikeallyoutubers/ whatever fuckin’ names they have online. Why you may ask. I mean one this person has consistently sent asks to other people badgering them for an answer to their roleplays like over and over and over again and when they started to follow me again... and which they read my rules (Which I shall appreciate them for reading my rules. Only a little bit of appreciation). However I will not roleplay with them after everything I heard about them how they badgered people for responses, spammed peoples askboxes, GUILT TRIPPED people into replying to them. I knew I had to put on the dad pants here. I ran out of options and knew that if I can call them out to make them change I did and surprisingly... I was the nail in the coffin, now I dont know if their still active and if they’re still out there or at least have changed their ways of course. 

☀ What is your biggest rp pet peeve?- I know I reblogged this before, but. People who suddenly block or softblock me without any reason at all. Now this is a BIG pet peeve of mine. Like they have every right to come to me to DM me if they see a problem with me. If they don’t like the content they see they have every right to unfollow me, but if I am suddenly blocked with ZERO REASONING and that they did not dm me about  it telling me to stop with certain stuff like my RWDE memes or something else. Then well sadly more power to them but I’m still going to be quite miffed because of it. 

Kind of a Bonus here for ya!: 

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?-

Phewwww... Ok best grab a seat here chief this one might be a good one. Ok, *inhales* I absolutely despise the RWBY FNDM. I don’t despise it.. I HATE IT. I absolutely hate how Rooster Teeth just lets the FNDM do whatever they fucking want, and it is such bull that I have to sit and watch as they have to. Oh and the toxic shipping side of things. Oh and don’t get me started on the WASPS aka. TOXIC BUMBLEBY SHIPPERS WHO MAKE REACHES SO BAD, ITS LIKE THEY WENT TO A CIRCUS DRESSED UP IN THEIR CLOWN MAKEUP ALREADY. Not to mention how they call people who dislike it homophobes (EVEN THOSE WHO ARE LGBT+ AND SHIP BLACKSUN) without any evidence or proof whatsoever 

I may need to list down everything they’ve done: 1. Harassed someone who drew Blacksun (Blake x Sun) who did not speak english that well. 

2. One of them made a racist post (Which they’ve apologized for)

3. Making a VERY uncomfortable post about Blake getting branded (Just before V7 came out)

4. Making false reports to a Blacksun Blog Which also goes against tumblrs terms of service

5. And so MUCH FUCKING MORE!! I only scratched the surface of bullshit I’ve seen. 

And it just surprises me to no end that when the CRWBY Animators came out saying that they’ve been abused by Rooster Teeth and I just immediately thought this would be enough to at least do something. Instead its like: “Oh! We stan with you no matter what RT!!!” “Yeah those animators are lying!” Like ... what?! THE FUCK?!   And the fact that back then for RWBY there was plenty of lore and now it feels as if they’re retconning so much fucking lore and twisting it to no fuckin’ end whatsoever. Along with just their lukewarm lore book does not even help as well. 

And the fact that the CRWBY hired Kiersi Burkehart who has made I think two lukewarm books and has done a horrible job at writing LGBT+ characters as well not to mention she is infamous for the “poop garden” scene.... yeah...  and they expect her to “make BB canon?” when it shows she hasnt really done a great job writing?! And the fact she was hired because of Eddy Rivas who works with the CRWBY. 

Now dont get me wrong, I love it when I see people who give the middle finger to Canon and say: “Fuck You!” to Rooster Teeth and make their own canon stuff.  Such as @huntsman-ash and how he makes a lot of lore for Mantle and a lot of good stuff 

@infiniemused and her INFO Team not to mention coming up with a lot of ideas on the FLY!!!

and @darksaiyangoku (Despite not being an RP blog I still wanted to shout him out because maaaaaaaan. This man here has a lot of good ideas and not to mention he does have plans on doing an FFXV x RWBY crossover so be sure to give him a follow for that. 

Yes, I have my reasons against the FNDM, but that doesnt mean I hate it completely because I have found some diamonds in the rough. Disagree with me if you want but thats your opinion and I understand it well if its because of it. Sadly for me the FNDM  and Rooster Teeth has really killed my hype for watching RWBY at this point. Huge apologies to anyone who watches RWBY or enjoys it. I just had to get this off my chest asap.